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Human male. Philadelphia. Temple University. I've been alive for 19 years (I think).

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via smilebecause-megan)

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quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

(via pizza)

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Seven Wonders of The world

1. My Ass

(Source: gay8, via biophilial)

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